welcoming the new kid

Welcoming The New Kid

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Welcoming The New Kid

Luckily, you have Caleb Hearon showing you around!

Will he show you where your classes are? Probably not.

-but will he give you the tea you need on all the high school cliques!? HELL YEAH!!


THE HIGH SCHOOL CLIQUES (According To Caleb Hearon)

  • The hot, sporty guys: they secretly have hearts of gold, but don’t mistake their kindness for bisexuality.
  • The theater kids: they’re always harmonizing, and it kind of has a horny energy to it.
  • The white kids that are really into Japanese culture: nobody can prove that it’s problematic (but Caleb is really trying to)
  • The girl’s softball team: before you ask – no they’re not all lesbians… yet.
  • The student council kids: school spirit is their life because they haven’t figured out who they really are yet.
  • David Marmalade: He killed somebody last summer… but he’s so cute.
  • The Young Republicans: they’re exhausting.
  • The yearbook staff: An insane thing to have a power trip about, but they find a way.
  • The kids that abuse marijuana drugs: THEY’RE GOING TO HELL… lol, jk!
  • Patricia Marsden: has a horrible attitude and everybody’s afraid of her… but she’s going ti win prom queen
  • The Young Democrats: they’re annoying in their own way.
  • The football guys & the football guys with really intense dads: Big energy difference… you can tell.

CREDITS

Director, Writer & Talent:

Caleb Hearon

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/calebsaysthings/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/calebsaysthings

Website: https://www.calebhearon.com/

Producers:

Darren Miller & Tamara Yajia

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