There are times when the internet really surprises you with its out-of-the-blue creative genius. However, this is not one of those times. These poems are terrible, but who cares because this isn’t your f*cking AP high school English class and no one needs to be analyzing the symbolism behind the blue curtains.
Hey nerds! Have you been sleeping on the incredible Twitter account @AwfulFantasy? It’s as if The Onion started writing 280 character articles about science fiction and fantasy. As one can imagine, the passages range from devilishly clever to laugh-out-loud hilarious. We’ve put some of our favorites together here, but for more of their five years of content, go ahead and peruse their Twitter.
We all had a reasonable amount of fun with the “bone apple tea” meme that started popping up back in 2016, but these fails are truly next level. We’re seriously praying that these poor souls are feigning ignorance!
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If you ever use Facebook and Twitter, we’re willing to bet that you have been privy to this very popular Twitter meme. The subtly sassy snow clone lists a variety of comically specific traits before revealing that the subject is not, in fact, your man. It’s generally someone as nerdy as James Joyce or as much of a manic orange abomination as Gritty. We’re into it, and hope to see more weird and clever renditions.