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Husband complained why his wife was not losing weight even after going to the gym for 3 months.
So the manager sent him this picture
When the paper defeated you but you can’t leave the exam room early to make it obvious
Him: I love you and all your flaws
Me: What flaws?!
Vaccine will not be enough to stop Pandemic: WHO CHIEF
@Pankaj Mishra – Washing hands not enough. Social distancing not enough. Now, vaccine not enough. Are you WHO or a WIFE? 🙁
Women: I hate my hair. No products work for me.
Men after using body wash as Shampoo
Mary, do you accept John as your lawfully wedded husband?
If you do press (ent).
If you don’t press (esc).
Why are men only nice to you for 3 weeks LOL
That’s the end of the free trial!
Woman Shot her Husband for stepping on wet floor Funny Meme
Prosecutor – A woman shot her husband because he stepped on her freshly mopped floor.
Police Officer – That is correct!
Prosecutor – And it took you 20 minutes to arrest her. Why?
Police Officer – The floor was still wet.
Her Husband call and say:
“Be careful love, it’s just been on the radio that someone is driving wrong way on the highway…”
She replies: “Someone…? These idiots are in hundreds.”