We have to be honest, most of these tweets are better than anything we could come up with, and we’re willing to admit that. Coming up with witty tweets is an art form in and of itself, and we applaud these clever Twitter users and think they deserve some recognition!
Some insults are just so beautifully poetic that you can’t even be mad about them. All you can really do is nod your head and say, “touche” while you stare off pensively into the distance. The following examples demonstrate flawless execution, grace, and poise and we certainly think they’re deserving of our recognition!
We survived Monday and we’re now officially trying to get through Tuesday, arguably the worst day of the week. Instead of banging your head on your desk, we suggest you peruse this selection of quality pics to get yourself through this painful thing we call life.
F*ck Mondays. Seriously, can we just make Mondays illegal? We know that probably wouldn’t work in practice at all, because Monday is still going to exist no matter what we do. But like, how about we make it illegal to show up to work before noon on Mondays? That seems like a fair trade, right?
Social media can be a powerful tool when it comes to getting your comedic fix. We love Tumblr in particular for its cleverness, its cringe, and its straight fire comedy. Even if you yourself don’t have a Tumblr account, you can still appreciate the users on the site who really uphold the highest standards of wit!
You’ve been working hard all week (probably), so you may have totally forgotten that it’s almost the weekend, baby! Okay, you probably didn’t forget about the weekend, because who does that except for nerds and squares, but we’re still going to give you these memes, because we think you deserve them.
Replies this clever are pretty hard to come by; you’ve kinda just just gotta be in the right place at the right time, and brands like Wendy’s – the absolute champions of the roast – know this all too well. Some of these people seriously deserve an award for their witty replies!
The three Golden Rules with regard to lying are as follows: if you’re going to tell a flat-out lie, a.) at least make sure you can deliver it convincingly, b.) lie about something worthwhile, and c.) make sure no one can easily fact check you on that sh*t!
These lying liars apparently didn’t get the memo, and as a result they got rightfully called the eff out!
Tumblr has a way of coming to the rescue at just the right time. What do we mean by that, you ask? If you’re feeling lackluster or uninspired, Tumblr has the power to pick you up a little. It never fails to deliver the sassiest of comebacks or the most eloquent of explanations!
Need some terrible parenting advice? Or some general dumb, witty humor? Our man Ryan Reynolds has you covered. Aside from being incredibly handsome, his Twitter account never fails to deliver the best of the best that will never disappoint. We hear that sometimes he even replies to fans, but shhh, you didn’t hear it from us…