Spending time on social media may kill the soul. That’s why we will soulless content minions have make the time and effort to collect these fresh tweets for your perusing pleasure. Why problem yourself to idiocy when you can avoid it all by scrolling through vaguely amusing tweets right here.
When we think of wholesome, happy-tears internet, 4chan is usually the last website on our mind. The image-based messageboard is a hotbed of web savagery at its most despicable – 99% of the time. The subreddit r/Wholesome4chan sheds light on the brighter, sappier side of the inflammatory site. We hope you’ve got tissues on hand.
Life is pain and we’re inching closer to death every single meaningless day. At least there are funny and smart people on Twitter typing up self-deprecating jokes and observational witticisms. For more amusing tweets, you can check out this list we banged out earlier. Lord knows we need some pick-me-ups these days.
The U.S. is pretty well known for its bastardization of other cuisines. We gobble down crab rangoon, California rolls and rainbow bagels with sheer delight. The debate over whether or not pineapples belong on pizza exists solely because some demented genius decided to place the fruit on a classic Italian dish. We see the backlash all over social media. so it should come as no surprise that there’s an entire Twitter account dedicated to the infuriated Italians eager to reject these crimes against their cuisine.
Italians Mad At Food is basically an aggregator of enraged Italian commenters bemoaning the culinary abilities of anyone who, well, isn’t Italian. The comments are hilarious, lofty, and oftentimes hard to decipher – which arguably makes them even funnier. While we do believe an apology is in order for Olive Garden and Chef Boyardee, the existence of this Twitter account and its heated comments has left us grateful for our criminal takes on Italian cuisine.
Summer’s around the corner, folks, and people are dieting and hitting the gym to attain that elusive beach bod. We’re more interested in the lazy route: looking at grotesque food pictures until we have absolutely zero appetite! Try it, we think you’ll enjoy the results.
It’s National Pizza Day! In honor of literally every single person’s favorite food, you gotta go out and eat as much pizza as you possibly can. Today you don’t need an excuse to order an entire pizza just for yourself. Haters are gonna hate. Diets are temporary, pizza is forever.