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You must be truly desperate to come to me for help
When the paper defeated you but you can’t leave the exam room early to make it obvious
Saw a book called, “How to solve 50% of your Problems”. So I bought two books
Comment: Idiot, Buy one book and read it twice.
Him: I love you and all your flaws
Me: What flaws?!
When you are twins but the path you choose is different
Me saying I want to be like Diego Maradona
Mom thinking I want to be footballer
Dat thinking I want to do drugs
Wait a minute, how do I plug a USB stick into this $2000 MacBook? Apple
Women: I hate my hair. No products work for me.
Men after using body wash as Shampoo
Today I went to toilet without my phone
There are 112 tiles in the bathroom