Can you believe the beloved Calvin furthermore Hobbes ‘s been around for 34 years already? Can easily, it’s pretty surreal given that a number of us grew up looking forward to the comics , created by Ordonnance Watterson, in the newspaper. We like it for its relatable wittiness , adorable charm since occasional bout of existential worry!
Home jobs can in most cases be pretty straight-laced and bland, so it can be tough to find from the that much-needed comedic relief from hour and hour. Sometimes you’ve gotta get ground breaking when you want to be petty or outset some drama at work , which is why anyone appreciate these clever people to aid their expert-level snark!
Obviously safe to say that we have a little collapse on Pitch A good choice actress Anna Kendrick . Should you not sold on her quite however ,, all you have to do is take a smaller stroll through her Twitter feed for some prime snarky humor ! Lucky to you, we’ve gathered up some of this best tweets below!
It’s hard out there for a simple person in 2019. Dating apps like Tinder have supposedly features easier to find a date, but mostly we feel like it just complicates matters. You gotta deal with ghosting, crazies, and the occasional conversation that completely flops, such as the following. But hiya, at least we got quite a bit of amusement away reading through these!
We could all use some life hacks from time to time, and today we’re bringing you some of the most useful – for that we have /r/LifeProTips to thank. Sometimes you just read ’em and have no idea how you didn’t think of that in the first place because they’re clever, yet simple.
And if you have no idea what #26 is referring to, we got your back.
Writer Bijan Stephen went viral yesterday after asking Twitter users to share some dumb ideas they think would actually make the world a better place. The response was impressive. Most suggestions, like forcing people to work in the service industry, are actually quite intelligent and valid. Those that aren’t still veer towards clever and hilarious. We’ve put together our favorites and hope the thread keeps moving. Lord knows this world needs improvement.
We love the weird AF always-changing culture of memes nowadays, but sometimes we all just need a little OG fix. The “Actual Advice Mallard” meme is from all the way back in 2011. Can you even remember what was going on in 2011? We certainly don’t.
Pakalu Papito has to be one our favorite Twitter novelty accounts ever. If you haven’t yet had the joy of scrolling through his account, he’s an Indian gas station clerk who tweets hilarious things about his ex-wife, his camel and the single life.
Click here to view more of his ridiculous Twitter antics straight from the source!
Seniors, we totally get you. We get you so much that it hurts, because we’ve all been there. You’re in the very last stretch of your last semester of school (maybe ever) and you’ve already passed all your classes, so what’s even the point of going to school anymore? Sometimes you just gotta leave a permanent mark so that everyone remembers you, and what better way to do that than with a clever senior quote that screams “I don’t give a f*ck?”
Disney has a reputation for being chock-full of wholesome content, which makes sense, given that the company is an American staple of children’s media in America. However, being branded as “clean” doesn’t mean the writers can’t have a little fun with their jokes. In fact, we think it’s even more impressive when the jokes are still funny to us adults without using any vulgar content.
Here are some of Disney’s most iconic examples of insults and comebacks!
We know there’s been a mass exodus of Tumblrfans, but hear us out: its value did not lie in the area of porn! Instead, let us remember all the amazing jokes, shitposts, and unfortunate, terrible facts that kept us coming back for more.
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These celebrity name puns might just be the epitome of the dad joke, but we’re really okay with that. Sometimes puns just catch you by surprise with their wit and you don’t even think about how stupid they are!
You can click here for even more terrible yet clever dad jokes!
Have you ever had an internet fight with someone, get destroyed by them and then only think of a savage comeback when you’re in the shower that night? Of course you have, because you’re only human after all. These funny AF Twitter comebacks are clever with a touch of savage.
Work can be a dull, dreary place that you absolutely dread going to every morning, especially when your coworkers are lame as hell. These people, however, took it upon themselves to troll their coworkers and we applaud them for that. The jokes might be really bad, but at least they managed to make their work spaces a little more bearable!
We have to be honest, most of these tweets are better than anything we could come up with, and we’re willing to admit that. Coming up with witty tweets is an art form in and of itself, and we applaud these clever Twitter users and think they deserve some recognition!
Some insults are just so beautifully poetic that you can’t even be mad about them. All you can really do is nod your head and say, “touche” while you stare off pensively into the distance. The following examples demonstrate flawless execution, grace, and poise and we certainly think they’re deserving of our recognition!
Literally any person who has been a student ever will remember the horrors of the scantron exam. If you aren’t familiar for whatever reason, the scantron is a multiple-choice-style exam format that gets graded by a machine. People on Twitter have been meme-ing the scantron format by adding in their own sarcastic answers, and we’re here for it.
F*ck Mondays. Seriously, can we just make Mondays illegal? We know that probably wouldn’t work in practice at all, because Monday is still going to exist no matter what we do. But like, how about we make it illegal to show up to work before noon on Mondays? That seems like a fair trade, right?
Social media can be a powerful tool when it comes to getting your comedic fix. We love Tumblr in particular for its cleverness, its cringe, and its straight fire comedy. Even if you yourself don’t have a Tumblr account, you can still appreciate the users on the site who really uphold the highest standards of wit!
Setting yourself apart from the crowd is a clutch part of owning a business and creating advertising campaigns. Here are 22 businesses and ad geniuses that really deserve our utmost respect.
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