Total Opposites Check Out A Cat Convention

Total Opposites Check Out A Cat Convention

Cats are weird. Wonderful, but weird

And they have their own convention, too. What happens there? Who goes there? Do the cats where cute little cat lanyards? Kaleigh Malloy and Caitlin Davis are on this case, this time checking out CatCon.

CatCon is “the biggest cat-centric, pop culture event in the world.” And if Kaleigh would just calm tf down, Caitlin would be able to ask the questions she came armed with.


CREDITS

Created, Produced, Directed, and Written by Kalleigh Malloy and Caitlin Davis

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Margot Robbie Survived ‘Hot Ones’ And I’m Genuinely Proud

Margot Robbie Survived ‘Hot Ones’ And I’m Genuinely Proud

We’ve been very patient, and now it’s finally here:

The season premiere of Hot Ones just dropped, babeyyyyyyy!!

Season 11 opened with Academy Award-nominee and master of like, every regional American accent, Margot Robbie. Unfortunately, though, she’s definitely not a master of hot sauces. Before digging into the first wing of the gauntlet, Margot informs us that she “has the palette of a four-year-old,” and judging by the sheer terror on her face and nervous laughter that she is not acting.

“I’m so scared!” Be brave, Margot! Be brave.

As she foretold, by the third wing Margot’s starting to feel the heat. However, she amazingly (and unexpectedly, to be honest) holds it together and rallies like a goddamn champ. I don’t think I’ve ever rooted this hard for any contestant on Hot Ones, but can you blame me?! This is just a classic underdog story! Having to be the first poor soul through the new sauce gauntlet is a feat unto itself, and as someone who went into this hating and fearing hot sauce, she absolutely gets extra props.

Margot, I salute you.


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RuPaul’s SNL Promo Is HERE

RuPaul’s SNL Promo Is HERE

Saturday Night Live has returned for season 46 and although we’re only two episodes in, things are off to a very, very good start. The season opened with Adam Driver back to host for his third time and saw the continuation of the much beloved Undercover Boss sketch from his hosting debut, and last Saturday’s very on-theme Super Bowl weekend episode was hosted by J.J. Watts of the Houston Texans.

As we learned a few weeks ago, the third episode of season 46 (this Saturday!!) will mark the hosting debut of none other than drag icon and global superstar RuPaul Charles, and yesterday the teaser for this highly anticipated episode finally dropped.

Sissy that walk!

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But wait, this isn’t even all the great news.

February is shaping up to be a pretty stacked month for SNL, because after starting off with RuPaul, they’re going to close out with John Mulaney! John worked as a writer for Saturday Night Live from 2008 to 2014 during which time he and Bill Hader created the hilarious Weekend Update character Stefon, and this return to Studio 8H will be his third time hosting.

Jim Carrey Puts A Dramatic Spin On His Old Iconic Comedy Lines

Jim Carrey Puts A Dramatic Spin On His Old Iconic Comedy Lines

It goes without saying that Jim Carrey is one of the greatest forces of nature in the comedy world.

Like other comedy giants such as Robin Williams and Eddie Murphy, saying that Jim Carrey is funny just doesn’t cut it — it’s not just a trait or a talent, it’s more like a sixth sense or a superpower. His comedic prowess isn’t his only superhuman ability, however. It’s a well-known fact that Jim is also a god-tier dramatic actor, he’s proven that time and time again through his performances in films like The Truman Show and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and most recently, in his new Showtime series Kidding.

The man’s got some serious chops.

And on last night’s episode of The Late Show, Stephen Colbert wanted to see just how much Jim Carrey really has. So, reflecting on his past work in films like The Mask and Dumb and Dumber, Stephen gave Jim the opportunity to recreate some of his most iconic lines — but this time, put a little bit of that dramatic mustard on it. I won’t spoil it for you, but he did not disappoint — and he even flex his musical theatre skills.


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Watch This Video Of A Coyote And A Badger Who Are Friends And Weep

Watch This Video Of A Coyote And A Badger Who Are Friends And Weep

Everything is bad! All of it! The Senate acquitting Donald Trump today is bad! The shady shit going on with the Iowa caucus is bad! Climate change is bad! The current administration is rolling back every environmental protection they possibly can and are actively helping it along, and that’s bad! The WiFi in my office today is bad! Tax season is approaching, annoying and bad! It’s only Wednesday! Bad! It’s all bad!!

There is only one thing today that is not bad, and it is the bond between this coyote and this badger.

An organization for environmental conservation called Peninsula Open Space Trust (POST) captured footage on a night-vision camera of a coyote at the mouth of a culvert, waiting rather impatiently for an off-camera companion to catch up with him. After a second or two of the coyote springing excitedly into the air like the big danger puppy that he is, a squat little badger waddled into the frame, and the two proceeded to walk into the tunnel together.

So, yeah, this is basically a Disney movie about a coyote and a badger who are best friends exploring together, and the whole thing unfolded in the span of 12 seconds.

It’s so goddamn cute I want to punch a wall.

But wait, it gets better. Apparently, according to many scientific studies and Native American records, coyotes and badgers are well-known to team up and hunt together, because badger can dig small animals out of their burrows, and coyotes can chase them down.

So this 12 seconds of footage isn’t just a fluke or a happy coincidence — this is real life. True love exists, miracles do happen, the coyote and the badger are best friends.



The video can also be found on POST’s Facebook page.

Behold, Three Minutes Of David Saying, “Oh My GOD”

Behold, Three Minutes Of David Saying, “Oh My GOD”

Remember last week when I said that I could listen to David Rose of Schitt’s Creek saying, “Oh my god,” in disgust all day long?

Well, apparently some wishes can be granted. To pair beautifully with the video compilation of Alexis yelling, “DAVID!” another Schitt’s superfan (and gift to all humankind, honestly) has spliced together a video of all the times that David expresses his utter disgust, shock, mortification, existential dread, or any other emotion on his wide spectrum of stress into a perfect two minutes and forty seconds.

Well, okay, let’s be real. It’s definitely not all the times that David has said, “Oh my god,” because that would be at least an hour long on its own, and I’m not going to lie, I’d probably still watch all sixty minutes.

Now all we need is a compilation of Moira saying, “AH-LEX-USSS,” and Johnny just looking confused and we’ll have a complete set!


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ATTENTION: THE NED FLANDERS METAL BAND IS TOURING

Of all the fictional characters out there, Ned Flanders is without a doubt the least metal. The sweater clad, devoutly religious, mustachioed Springfield resident is the most family friendly and timid character on The Simpsons, but surprisingly, he’s the inspiration for an ultra specific heavy metal band that fuckin’ shreds.

The band is called Okilly Dokilly, after Ned Flanders catchphrase, and if that wasn’t already perfect, it gets even better. Their debut album is called Howdilly Doodilly, their lyrics incorporate Ned Flanders quotes, and they created a new genre — NEDAL.

You haven’t lived until you’ve heard “give me a white wine spritzer” screamed gutterally. It’s incredible.

Oh, also — they dress like Ned Flanders.

ALL. OF. THEM.

ATTENTION: THE NED FLANDERS METAL BAND IS TOURING

LOOK AT ALL THOSE BADASS GREEN SWEATERS.

Okilly Dokilly has been around since 2015, but in April 2019 something amazing happened. The band was finally noticed by Simpsons executive producer Al Jean, and the music video for their song “White Wine Spritzer” played while the credits rolled on episode #659, “I’m Just a Girl Who Can’t Say D’Oh”.

It was, in a word, fan-diddly-tastic.

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BUT WAIT… THERE’S MORE GOOD NEWS.

What could possibly be better than the simple fact that this is a real band that exists? THEY’RE GOING ON A US-WIDE TOUR THIS SPRING. According to the band’s website, the tour kicks off on April 3 in their hometown, Phoenix, Arizona. The tour runs right through to May, and apparently a special surprise guest will be announced soon.

(Please be Reverend Lovejoy, PLEASE be Reverend Lovejoy)

Trump Congratulated Kansas On Winning The Super Bowl. The Chiefs Are From Missouri

Just as a general rule, you should know the information about a job before you apply for it. That’s like, one of the first things that anyone learns going into the working world. If you didn’t know anything about animal medicine but you rolled up to a veterinary clinic and said, “You guys should let me run this place because I like dogs,” that would be insane. So you’d think that, oh, I dunno, the President of the United States would have to know a little bit about the country before getting hired for the job.

AND YET.

Look, I’m not even talking about BIG things, just something like maybe BASIC GEOGRAPHY, but apparently that’s still too big of an ask for Donald Jennifer Trump. As you may recall, Trump recently said that he wanted to extend his border wall to Colorado, a state that does not sit on the border. And it looks like he still hasn’t studied his maps, because yesterday after the Kansas City Chiefs won the Super Bowl, he tweeted out a big congratulations to the Chiefs and the great state of Kansas.

One small thing though — The Kansas City Chiefs are from Kansas City, Missouri.

He was quick to delete the tweet, probably once his staff saw the error because let’s be honest, there’s no way in hell Don caught the mistake on his own. Good thing screenshots are forever!


Trump Congratulated Kansas On Winning The Super Bowl. The Chiefs Are From Missouri


Check Out Brockmire’s Best Tweets From The Big Game

Check Out Brockmire’s Best Tweets From The Big Game

Jim Brockmire has given us a lot of laughs and a lot of, “oof, right in the feelings,” moments over the course of three seasons on IFC, and the fourth and final season premieres this spring. But how is Brockmire going to fill his time until then?

Well, by making sure everyone at home has the best Super Bowl experience possible, of course!

You didn’t think he was just gonna sit around twiddling his thumbs until March, did you?

So get your Super Bowl snacks ready and follow @BrockmireIFC for Jim’s coverage of the big game between the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Francisco 49ers.


Check back here on Monday, February 3rd for the best tweets from Jim’s Super Bowl coverage!


UPDATE:

Welcome to Monday, everybody! Maybe your team won, maybe they lost, maybe you couldn’t care less which team won and just hoped everyone had a good time. Regardless of the outcome, we can all enjoy looking back on some of the best tweets from Brockmire’s live coverage of the game.


Brockmire’s fourth and final season premieres March 18 on IFC.

Get Ready, Sports Fans: Brockmire Will Be Live-Tweeting Super Bowl LIV

Get Ready, Sports Fans: Brockmire Will Be Live-Tweeting Super Bowl LIV

Jim Brockmire has given us a lot of laughs and a lot of, “oof, right in the feelings,” moments over the course of three seasons on IFC, and the fourth and final season premieres this spring. But how is Brockmire going to fill his time until then?

Well, by making sure that sonofabitch Joe Buck doesn’t ruin everyone’s Super Bowl experience, of course.

You didn’t think he was just gonna sit around twiddling his thumbs until March, did you?

So get your Super Bowl snacks ready, grab some earplugs to protect your ears from the shrill sound of Joe Buck’s voice or, better yet, just mute your TV altogether, and follow @BrockmireIFC for Jim’s coverage of the big game between the Kansas City Chiefs and the San Francisco 49ers — and probably some great jabs at Buck.

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Check back here on Monday, February 3rd for the best tweets from Jim’s Super Bowl coverage!

Annie Murphy Performed ‘A Little Bit Alexis’ Live And It’s EVERYTHING

Annie Murphy Performed ‘A Little Bit Alexis’ Live And It’s EVERYTHING

Okay, look, I know that we’ve been covering a lot of Schitt’s Creek content lately, but can you blame us?! Rhetorical question, obviously the answer is no because this show is the SCHITT. (Sorry)

Between Johnny’s successful video store empire and motel, Moira’s acting and public service careers, David’s art curation and artisanal store, Alexis was often overlooked and had a hard time finding her own spotlight amongst the rest of her family — and she faded into the background to the point where her parents actually forgot her middle name for a brief moment. Oopsies! As the show has progressed, however, we all know that Alexis is doing just fine and living the life she deserves. But before she found her footing in Schitt’s Creek, she still had one thing that no one else in her family did: a theme song.

And, finally, after a long absence and much anticipation, one-time pop sensation Alexis Rose returned to the stage for a live performance of “A Little Bit Alexis” — with Kelly Clarkson.

Love that for them!!

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This British Olympic Medalist Is As Funny As She Is Wise

This British Olympic Medalist Is As Funny As She Is Wise

You never know who you’re sitting in traffic with

The highway at rush hour remains one of those most public places that is also so extremely private that you’d never know who you’re sitting ‘next to’ in traffic. At a distance that, in any other context, would probably create that weird need to say hello so we don’t seem like silent creepy weirdos, wrapped in the protective shell of our two- and four-door chassis of silence, we might as well be alone. And yet none of that changes the fact that you probably have shared car farts with celebrities, murderers, political bigwigs, and superstar athletes.

While cool to think about for all of fifteen seconds, the problem is that this knowledge has no real bearing on actually getting through rush hour. Except now.

Because Alex Greer actually flags people down, asks if they want to talk, and then turns their car into a talk show.

And today, he happens to have flagged down British Olympic bronze medalist Tasha Danvers. AND SHE DESERVES ALL THE MEDALS.

Hey, Internet, meet Tasha Danvers, British Olympic bronze medalist

The most important things to know about Tasha:

  1. She stays ready so she never needs to get ready
  2. She’s from South London
  3. She knows the secret to hurdles, and even shares it in this episode
  4. She has absolutely no fear

Y’all better buckle up, this is wild ride.


CREDITS

Created, Produced, Directed, and Written by Alexander Greer and Joe Saunders
Production Assistant: Annie Mae Coleman

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This Bakery Makes Corgi Butt-Shaped Buns, Please, Take All My Money

It’s impossible to rank dogs and we shouldn’t even try. All dogs are good, end of discussion. However, it is possible to rank the best features of dogs, but it’s not easy. The snoots, especially when they do that twitchy thing in their sleep? When the tips of their tongues just barely stick out of their mouths? The little pads of their paws that look like koala bears? (It’s true, look at your dog’s paws right now, they look like tiny koalas) Razor-sharp puppy teeth? There are so many wonderful things!! But I think we can all agree on what takes the number one spot.

Fluffy. Corgi. Butts.

This Bakery Makes Corgi Butt-Shaped Buns, Please, Take All My Money

This Bakery Makes Corgi Butt-Shaped Buns, Please, Take All My Money

LOOK AT THAT WIGGLY BUTT.

Fluffy corgi butts are probably the only thing to have ever made me go, “HEHEHEHEHEHE,” out loud and I’m not ashamed to admit that. In fact, they’re so loved by so many people that one bakery in Japan was inspired to create Corgi butt bread.

I guess you could just call them Corgi buns.

The bakery is called Utiwapayna and its located in Sapporo. And maybe it’s just me, but jam and custard-filled buns shaped like fluffy dog butts seems like a perfectly reasonable excuse for an impromptu vacation to Japan.

A 7-Year-Old Comic Roasted The Hell Out Of The ‘America’s Got Talent’ Judges

A 7-Year-Old Comic Roasted The Hell Out Of The ‘America’s Got Talent’ Judges

Now fourteen seasons in, all kinds of different folks with different strokes have graced the stage of America’s Got Talent. Considering how open-ended it is—meaning, contestants can do pretty much whatever they want so they have no idea what they’re up against and what everyone else has up their sleeves—it’s very, VERY difficult competition to win. America’s Got Talent: Champions, however, is next friggin’ level.

Champions “involves a variety of participants taken from across both AGT and the Got Talent franchise — including winners, finalists, live round participants and other notable entries.” Basically, it’s the Olympics of reality TV talent shows. The bar is unbelievably high, the judges are all seasoned, and some are well-known for being hard-asses (looking at you, Simon), suffice to say, it’s a tough crowd.

Unless you’re seven-year-old JJ Pantano.

Yeah, you read that right, this kid is SEVEN YEARS OLD. Usually acts involving kids who haven’t even learned long division yet are endearing, but last week JJ came out guns ablazing with a comedy roast that would make Don Rickles proud.

No one was safe, and you couldn’t even be mad about being roasted by someone this adorable. Look at that face!

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Was ‘Kid Nation’ The Worst Reality Show Ever Made? | E2 – “To Kill or Not to Kill”

Was ‘Kid Nation’ The Worst Reality Show Ever Made? | E2 - “To Kill or Not to Kill”

Welcome to Kid Nation, one of the most insane reality TV shows ever made, where unaccompanied minors are driven to the middle of the desert to build a society from scratch: cook for themselves, clean for themselves, run their own economy, and drink bleach for themselves off camera (look it up, it happened). This show was so nuts it leaves you wondering: Is this the worst reality show ever made?


CREDITS

Writer/Director/Actor: Darren Miller

Editor: Paul Smith

This Device Will Keep Any Man Faithful

This Device Will Keep Any Man Faithful

Men, am I right?

Can’t live with them, can’t legally strangle them even when they definitely deserve it. If only there was a surefire way to keep their eyes and their minds (both the one upstairs and the one downstairs) from wandering.

Well, look no further than the technological wonder that is The Dicktator!

This battery-powered dick muzzle is the perfect tool to give your man a little nudge, or rather, a little zap in the right direction — away from that hot brunette at his office. The Dicktator is here to give you peace of mind, and only slight third degree burns to the fast and loose man in your life.

Order now and turn “If only,” into “TAKE THAT YOU TWO-TIMING SONOFABITCH!”


Check out more hilarious work from Tom Watts, Jacob VanDerBerg, and Adam Bussell on their Instagram accounts linked below.


CREDITS

Produced by Tom Watts (@thomcrown) Jacob VanDenBerg (@seehowtheysnide) & Adam Bussell (@adambussell)

Writer Tom Watts (@thomcrown)
Director Adam Fynke (@adamfynke)
Director of Photography Lucas Miller (@lucasdarrinmiller)
Gaffer Edgar Aragon (@er.aragon)
Audio Dillon Kane (@old_king_kane)
Graphics/Animation Colin Knighton (@son.of.fly)
Post Sound/Mix Aidan Barrer @bizzairofficial
Production Company DYNMC Creative @dynmc_creative

Spokesman Tom Watts @thomcrown
Michael Adam Bussell @adambussell
Michelle Callista McMaye @callistaxmaye
Poolside Babe Barbara Rosales @barbara_rose
Spokesman’s Wife Janiela Patrone @patroneshotsxo

Special thanks to Cliff Watts and Child support studios (www.childsupportstudios.com)


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They Actually Made A Trailer For ‘The Crows Have Eyes’ And I’m Dying

They Actually Made A Trailer For ‘The Crows Have Eyes’ And I’m Dying

Moira Rose is many things. She is a councilwoman, a trained chanteuse, a mother, and above all else, a thespian. She is undoubtedly most well-known as the star of the hit soap opera Sunrise Bay, but true fans of Moira’s know that her comeback is inevitable. First she became the face of Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wine, and shortly after was brought onboard the long-awaited third installment of horror franchise The Crows Have Eyes.

But when will we finally get to see the finished film??? When will we get to experience The Crows Have Eyes 3: The Crowening?!?!

Well, after a few speed bumps and nearly being shelved for good, The Crows Have Eyes 3 was picked up by Interflix — and they dropped the trailer for it TODAY.

It’s been called “a stunning reinvigoration of The Crows Have Eyes franchise,” by Moira Rose and no actual critics yet, but I don’t think anything else even needs to be said.

The crows have eyes… and you better not look them in it.


This Clip Of Alexis Literally Just Saying “DAVID” Is The Funniest Thing Ever

This Clip Of Alexis Literally Just Saying “DAVID” Is The Funniest Thing Ever

At this point we can all agree, wholeheartedly, that Schitt’s Creek is utterly fantastic.

Every aspect of this show is perfection, the writing, the acting, and, of course, the Rose family’s very… err… unique way of speaking. Catherine O’Hara deserves every single award there is for her insanely hilarious Mid-Atlantic-meets-theatre accent and I could honestly listen to Dan Levy say, “Oh my god,” in disgust all day long — and then there’s Annie Murphy.

Listen. The way Annie Murphy, aka Alexis, says, “David!” has absolutely no business being as funny as it is. It’s just a name! And a pretty standard name, at that! How is it so friggin’ hysterical every single time she says it?! HOW?! I don’t have answers. All I know is that it never gets any less funny, and as proof, someone put together a compilation video of Alexis Rose literally just saying, “David,” and I laughed so hard I teared up.

EW, DAVID!


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Billy Porter’s Magical, Motorized Hat Is The Meme We Need And Deserve

Last night marked the 62nd Grammy Awards and everyone in attendance was dressed to the nines, but we only need to talk about one person.

Billy. Goddamn. Porter.

Billy is a Tony, Grammy, and Emmy Award-winning entertainer known for bringing the whole house down in FX’s Pose, Disney’s Hercules, Don Bluth’s Anastasia, and turning the hell out every single red carpet. The man has slayed every look from a full tuxedo ball gown to an entirely beaded gold outfit including WINGS. But just when you think he’s done it all, just when you say to yourself, “What other magic could Billy Porter possibly be capable of?”

He does this.

Billy Porter rolled up to the Grammys wearing a blue bell-bottom jumpsuit and matching coat and hat, all of which were completely covered in rhinestones and beaded tassels, and… guys…

THE HAT… WAS MOTORIZED.

Billy Porter’s Magical, Motorized Hat Is The Meme We Need And Deserve

Billy Porter’s Magical, Motorized Hat Is The Meme We Need And Deserve

Shut the front door.

Obviously once the Internet got ahold of it everyone put it to quick use, because, well — this is already the best meme of 2020. Thank you, Billy, thank you for everything.