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How To Be A Jerk To Your Family w/ Amanda Cerny (Lesson 3)

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Remember that girl from high school that purposely (and gleefully) gave her female classmates eating disorders? Or that coworker who keeps getting promotions over you because she’s a dirty stinking rat?

Well she’s BACK and here to share ALL OF HER SECRETS on how to be a successful jerk to the ones you “love” the most – YOUR FAMILY!

How To Be A Jerk To Your Family w/ Amanda Cerny (Lesson 3)
How To Be A Jerk To Your Family w/ Amanda Cerny (Lesson 3)

HOW TO BE A JERK TO A BABY

There’s actually no way to be a jerk to a baby. If you’re not good to a baby, you overshoot jerk and hit pure cruelty. The important thing to do at this stage is to really miss the mark on their name.

How To Be A Jerk To Your Family w/ Amanda Cerny (Lesson 3)
How To Be A Jerk To Your Family w/ Amanda Cerny (Lesson 3)

Address them with sarcasm and jokes only you understand. You’re hilarious and they have no idea, which makes it even funnier.

How To Be A Jerk To Your Family w/ Amanda Cerny (Lesson 3)
How To Be A Jerk To Your Family w/ Amanda Cerny (Lesson 3)

Also, this is a great time to just make up because they’ll believe anything you say.

How To Be A Jerk To Your Family w/ Amanda Cerny (Lesson 3)
How To Be A Jerk To Your Family w/ Amanda Cerny (Lesson 3)

Embarrass them in front of their friends – and take a ton of photos! Also – make sure your lame jokes should be really uncomfortable too.

How To Be A Jerk To Your Family w/ Amanda Cerny (Lesson 3)
How To Be A Jerk To Your Family w/ Amanda Cerny (Lesson 3)

Instead of insulting your child, go after the people they love the most! (For example: their significant other!)

You may not see your child’s partner very often, so when you do visit, you should start your passive aggressive critiques as soon as they open the door

How To Be A Jerk To Your Family w/ Amanda Cerny (Lesson 3)
How To Be A Jerk To Your Family w/ Amanda Cerny (Lesson 3)

Tell your parents they were bad role models, point out their flaws, and if there were family tragedies, weaponize ‘em.

How To Be A Jerk To Your Family w/ Amanda Cerny (Lesson 3)
How To Be A Jerk To Your Family w/ Amanda Cerny (Lesson 3)

Starring:

Amanda Cerny

Created by:

Darren Miller

Written by:

Darren Miller

Tamara Yajia

Directed by:

Eleanor Giblet

Executive Producers:

Darren Miller

Tamara Yajia

Producer:

Carly Reeve

Cast:

Amanda Cerny (Brie Summers)

Kate Hollowell (Jessica)

Sam Naismith (Blanford)

Michelle Akeley (Stagehand)

Crew:

Michelle Akeley- 1st AD

Kevin Cardoni- Production Manager

Marla Black- Production Coordinator

Noa Skikne- Production Assistant

Anna Asher- Script Supervisor

Arlene Muller- Director of Photography

Kalea Calloway- Camera Operator

Minami Moriyama- 1st Assistant Camera

Moses Okunoren- Camera PA

Marizo Siller- Gaffer

Phil Gardner- Key Grip

Caitlin Williams- Production Designer

Ed Raines- Set Dresser

Layla Kornota- Prop Master

Samantha Crainich- Art PA

Wade Vanover- Construction

Jessica Leigh Schwartz- Hair & Make Up Artist

Alison Holmes- Costumer

Nial Morgan- Sound Mixer

Jen Freeman- COVID-19 Compliance Officer

Joshua Rathmell- Editor

Andrew Jewell – Keying Editor

Bryan Weider- Animator & Graphics

Paul Smith- Animator & Graphics

Kristopher Wile- Animator

Head of Physical Production, FOD- Jim Ziegler

Head of Post Production, FOD- Phil Loeb

Manager, Post Production, FOD- Cody Pereira

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